Lifts just havent been as fun since the Gahmen
installed those pesky urine detectors. If youre
looking for alternatives to generating Newater in
elevators or just feeling wu liao in general, heres a
list of FUN THINGS TO DO IN LIFTS.
1. Move a desk inside the lift. Wear a suit and sit
at the desk. When the doors open, smile and
say, Good morning. Do you have an appointment?
2. Say Ding! at every floor.
3. Use your phone camera to snap everyone who
comes in, saying, Dun mind, ah, for my blog.
4. Whenever someone presses a button, make a
sound like an explosion. (Suggested: Chibaboom!)
5. Make farting noises. Then glare at someone and
go, Tsk!
6. Dress up like a devil. When people get in, smile
and ask, Going down?
7. When someone steps in, ask, Which floor?,
then press the wrong one.
8. Whenever the doors open, wave your hand like a
Jedi Knight.
9. Meow occasionally.
10. Pick your nose conspicuously.
11. Approach everyone inside and ask whether
theyve got life insurance.
12. Bring an empty bag into the lift. Open it a little,
and whisper into it, Got enough air in there, not?
You sure, ah?
13. Wear all white, and shake everyones hands,
saying, More good years!
14. Sit on the floor, hug your knees and rock back
and forth, humming Count On Me, Singapore.
No comments:
Post a Comment